Up or Down?

Morning, Day 1

She said: “Baby, you left the toilet seat up again!!! If I told you once I told you for always, put the toilet seat back down when you are done”

He said: “Sorry luv”.

Middle of the Night, Day 1

She murmurs: “Damn!”

He snores: “zzzz…..”

Morning, Day 2

She whispers: “Baby, do you love me?”

He answers: [looking confused] “Of course I do”

She yells: “So why do you always leave the toilet seat up. I almost fell in when I got up to go in the middle of the night”

He apologises: [chastised] “My bad” (or it might have been “ma binu”)


Middle of the Night, Day 2

………….

Morning, Day 3

She said: “I know I didn’t just see splattered wee on the toilet seat…”

He wonders: “This woman!”

He says: “I couldn’t guarantee that I’d put the seat back down, and I figured you’d be less peeved by a wee splattered seat, than the seat left up ….”

She says: [bright idea] “You know what, maybe you should just leave the toilet seat up; I’ll put it down when I need to”

He thinks: “Ah…, so she realises that if I can put it up, then she can put it down”
and then says: "If it works for you baby, sure thing"

And the world is at peace again.