Morning, Day 1
She said: “Baby, you left the toilet seat up again!!! If I told you once I told you for always, put the toilet seat back down when you are done”
He said: “Sorry luv”.
Middle of the Night, Day 1
She murmurs: “Damn!”
He snores: “zzzz…..”
Morning, Day 2
She whispers: “Baby, do you love me?”
He answers: [looking confused] “Of course I do”
She yells: “So why do you always leave the toilet seat up. I almost fell in when I got up to go in the middle of the night”
He apologises: [chastised] “My bad” (or it might have been “ma binu”)
Middle of the Night, Day 2
………….
Morning, Day 3
She said: “I know I didn’t just see splattered wee on the toilet seat…”
He wonders: “This woman!”
He says: “I couldn’t guarantee that I’d put the seat back down, and I figured you’d be less peeved by a wee splattered seat, than the seat left up ….”
She says: [bright idea] “You know what, maybe you should just leave the toilet seat up; I’ll put it down when I need to”
He thinks: “Ah…, so she realises that if I can put it up, then she can put it down”
and then says: "If it works for you baby, sure thing"
And the world is at peace again.
